Prte pleas?

Received a message under the door today from someone looking for cleaning work.

It read, If you wynt house made prte: me pleas call me <number>.

Translation: If you want your house made pretty, please call me on <number>.

It was the most charming misuse of the English language I have seen in a long time.

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